Monk
"Excuse me friend, how are you?"
"Fine"
"You are a nice guy are you not?"
"I would like to think so"
"Are you Italian?"
"No"
"Are you from Argentina then?"
"No"
"Venezuela?"
"No"
"Portuguese?"
"No"
"Spain?"
"No"
"Mexico?"
"No"
"Puerto Rico?"
"No...I am from Singapore"
"Oh, so you must be a nice guy then. You see, I am a monk."
"I can see that from your outlook"
"So would you like to help a monk? It would make people very happy"
"No thanks, I am from Pakistan"
"Oh! a small amount then?"
"No thanks"
5 comments:
lolz...
is that an actual conversation or just a piece of writing from ur imagination :S
actual conversation! he kept guessing my nationality for like 5 minutes before i stopped him
why was there a monk in glasgow. and i think you missed out on a few countries he must've mentioned. cuz none of the ones you wrote is African
edinburgh, not glasgow -_-
is there a difference?
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